Dating lawyer jokes

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The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my bookbag!""You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. ” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What? Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me."If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

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Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. ”Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. "I only have to outrun you."A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers.

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